Unintended Hilarity

Jaws: The Revenge (1987) Directed by Joseph Sargent Starring: Lorraine Gary, Michael Caine, and Mario Van Peebles (feat. Lance Guest as Michael Brody) Warning: This movie features the greatest “get attacked by a shark that pierces all internal organs while being submerged deep into the ocean” comeback to life scenes in the history of cinema.Continue reading “Unintended Hilarity”

Best and Worst Movies: 2019

The Best of 2019 5 – Midsommar I liked it. A horror movie set in the daylight. Creepy. It had a good enough set of dislikable characters being killed off to keep things interesting. 4 – The Irishman Scorsese brought back something that I feared we would never see again: his gangster movie style at topContinue reading “Best and Worst Movies: 2019”

Brief Encounter (Review 6/09)

(I went on a movie review writing rampage in June of 2009. I had committed myself to watching 30 movies and writing 30 reviews of these movies in 30 days. As always, I started off with a vengeance. By day 18, I was wearing my brain out and losing my edge / getting lazy withContinue reading “Brief Encounter (Review 6/09)”