Unintended Hilarity

Jaws: The Revenge (1987) Directed by Joseph Sargent Starring: Lorraine Gary, Michael Caine, and Mario Van Peebles (feat. Lance Guest as Michael Brody) Warning: This movie features the greatest “get attacked by a shark that pierces all internal organs while being submerged deep into the ocean” comeback to life scenes in the history of cinema.Continue reading “Unintended Hilarity”

Class Less One

Ms. Stanwich stood, perspiring from all pores, glaring at her 7th grade class. It was a small class of eight rambunctious boys and seven insecure young ladies. “I would like to begin classzzskll with a slls-hort writing asszzskll-ignment,” Ms. Stanwich said. Her lisp was grating to the ears. The cacophony of mixed syllables that followed what shouldContinue reading “Class Less One”